Anti-Knowledge by Christian Schneider

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In the past month, I have come to learn the word “anhedonia.” It is a condition in which a person is unable to find pleasure in any activity, no matter…
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By now, you know what happened on Election Day. I will recount my story. On Tuesday morning, I noticed news editor Oliver Pringle lurking by the…
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It will not surprise you at all, reader, to find out that Virginia no longer works at the Milwaukee Post newspaper. The morning after the slight…
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Two weeks later and the mystery of my dear Grace’s whereabouts is still unsolved. Even though I have not received another unannounced visit from the…
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How the world is changing! On Friday, a young gentleman named Rudolph Weinkopf was found dead at his job as a hotel porter. Yet, when an autopsy was…
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On Thursday, Philly and I once again enjoyed several drinks at the Oyster. And, of course, I once again regaled him with the hopelessness of my…
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Among the plethora of new things the connected age has brought us is the invention of exciting new words and phrases! For instance, an especially…
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During one of our discussions the other night, WillieCat and I conceived of the most riotous business plan! Recently, fellow FINGER-PHONE user…
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Having taken several days to restore my standing at work, I walked to the newspaper slowly on Monday, dreading having to face Virginia and the band of…
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The days following my return home were filled with confusion and malaise. I continued to talk to WillieCat through direct messages, but our…
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The streets of Chicago this week have seen the largest parade in this nation's history, the formation of America's first women's political party, and…
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Perhaps, friend, you noticed I have been gone for longer than usual. With every lady in the city looking for someone of my description, I thought it…
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