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February 2023

In the past month, I have come to learn the word “anhedonia.” It is a condition in which a person is unable to find pleasure in any activity, no matter…
By now, you know what happened on Election Day. I will recount my story. On Tuesday morning, I noticed news editor Oliver Pringle lurking by the…
It will not surprise you at all, reader, to find out that Virginia no longer works at the Milwaukee Post newspaper. The morning after the slight…
Two weeks later and the mystery of my dear Grace’s whereabouts is still unsolved. Even though I have not received another unannounced visit from the…
How the world is changing! On Friday, a young gentleman named Rudolph Weinkopf was found dead at his job as a hotel porter. Yet, when an autopsy was…
On Thursday, Philly and I once again enjoyed several drinks at the Oyster. And, of course, I once again regaled him with the hopelessness of my…
Among the plethora of new things the connected age has brought us is the invention of exciting new words and phrases! For instance, an especially…
During one of our discussions the other night, WillieCat and I conceived of the most riotous business plan! Recently, fellow FINGER-PHONE user…
Having taken several days to restore my standing at work, I walked to the newspaper slowly on Monday, dreading having to face Virginia and the band of…
The days following my return home were filled with confusion and malaise. I continued to talk to WillieCat through direct messages, but our…
The streets of Chicago this week have seen the largest parade in this nation's history, the formation of America's first women's political party, and…