Anti-Knowledge by Christian Schneider

Mark Twain Would Never Have Made It Today

The internet makes it too easy to check basic facts. He’d have been an easy target.

Mar 10 • Christian Schneider

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Saturday Night Live Breaks Its Last Rule

In a historic sketch, the show finally leans into "breaking."

Mar 8 • Christian Schneider

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February 2026

Neil Gorsuch's Burn Book

A Supreme Court justice excoriates his colleagues

Feb 26 • Christian Schneider

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Donald Trump Isn't Funny

The President Should Leave the Comedy to the Free Market

Feb 16 • Christian Schneider

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A Note From Management: Seeking Your Input

What can I do to make this a better product?

Feb 13 • Christian Schneider

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The Hopeless Corruption of the American Sports Media

Step 1: Create a fake story. Step 2: Hope your fake story forces a real one.

Feb 9 • Christian Schneider

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January 2026

My Smartphone Hates My Music

When I signed up for a life tethered to technology, I presumed it was going to make things easier. Instead I’m constantly being told to turn my music…

Jan 23 • Christian Schneider

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December 2025

The Best Albums of 2025

As a writer, the best thing you can do is to make the lives of your readers slightly better.

Dec 15, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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October 2025

Poor Christian's Almanack

A compendium of complete knowledge

Oct 27, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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August 2025

Trump is the Dog That Keeps Catching the Car

With the Epstein files drama, his supporters may finally have had enough

Aug 1, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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June 2025

Donald Trump Is the Real Obscenity

The president's swearing isn't the problem - his broken brain is.

Jun 25, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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The Bonfire Of the Mediocrities

Trump's cabinet picks are exactly as preposterous as we all expected.

Jun 11, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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