Anti-Knowledge by Christian Schneider

Neil Gorsuch's Burn Book

A Supreme Court justice excoriates his colleagues

Feb 26 • Christian Schneider

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Donald Trump Isn't Funny

The President Should Leave the Comedy to the Free Market

Feb 16 • Christian Schneider

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A Note From Management: Seeking Your Input

What can I do to make this a better product?

Feb 13 • Christian Schneider

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The Hopeless Corruption of the American Sports Media

Step 1: Create a fake story. Step 2: Hope your fake story forces a real one.

Feb 9 • Christian Schneider

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January 2026

My Smartphone Hates My Music

When I signed up for a life tethered to technology, I presumed it was going to make things easier. Instead I’m constantly being told to turn my music…

Jan 23 • Christian Schneider

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December 2025

The Best Albums of 2025

As a writer, the best thing you can do is to make the lives of your readers slightly better.

Dec 15, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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October 2025

Poor Christian's Almanack

A compendium of complete knowledge

Oct 27, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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August 2025

Trump is the Dog That Keeps Catching the Car

With the Epstein files drama, his supporters may finally have had enough

Aug 1, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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June 2025

Donald Trump Is the Real Obscenity

The president's swearing isn't the problem - his broken brain is.

Jun 25, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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The Bonfire Of the Mediocrities

Trump's cabinet picks are exactly as preposterous as we all expected.

Jun 11, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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Alexa, Order Me the Thing I’m Too Ashamed to Ask For in Person

There is actually something good about the internet!

Jun 2, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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May 2025

'SNL' Knew About Joe Biden All Along

The president's mental condition was no secret to comedy writers.

May 23, 2025 • Christian Schneider

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