Chapter Four: January 15, 1916
I have been subjected to the most insidious calumny!
After starting up my FINGER-PHONE yesterday, I left to pour myself a delicious glass of milk. Upon returning from obtaining my dairy treat, my FINGER-PHONE had printed out a missive so vile I am not sure I can repeat it.
It appears another chap going by the nom de plume "MUFFSLAYER" had read my posting …